dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal

(via canorius)

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(Source: redeyesandturntables, via intensional)

(Source: peppelepeuw, via canorius)

claphne:

send help

(via omgubler)

  • my head at 2am: go to sleep
  • my heart at 2am: do gay shit on the internet

yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

(via telapathetic)

mr-cappadocia:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

FINISHED WATCHING ALL OF THE EPISODES OF SUPERNATURAL ON NETFLIX.

(Source: etchpea, via majestic-peanut)