rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

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tolaughterandbeyond:

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SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

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kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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fatwink:

i have found the solution to all my problems

(via i-suck-dick)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

(Source: carnivour, via gokumammaries)

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oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

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