trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via aerebella)

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

(via aerebella)

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(via communistbakery)

  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

thegeekyblonde:

who else was gay for violet baudelaire growing up 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

lion:

my favorite topping

(Source: 103312, via fuckyeahloldemort)

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

(via guy)

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via guy)